I’m ready to get off this ship now, no offense Tikka, but I really need to stretch my legs, which aren’t very long, well in fact they are very short, but Ilkka says that one day I’ll be as tall as Timpa, even though everybody thinks I’m the perfect size already so it doesn’t really matter at all.
We’ve been on this ship for what feels like forever, (6 months, four days, 3 hours, and 24 seconds to be exact). I’m ready to start exploring this new planet already. Space journey are soo long at times, I’ve already woken up 342 times since we got on this ship to check whether we’ve gotten any closer, but each time the line has only gotten a little longer on the star table. If we don’t get there soon, I’m not going to explore anymore. I’ll become holo film actor instead, and then you’ll all be sorry, even though I would probably make a really great holo film actor, and I would play the role of Jens the famous explorer better than anybody else.