With the Swink I can control not only the movements of the ship but also a wide range of it’s internal functions if I need or want to. Granted, controlling the garbage chute or the wipers can be and extremely dull task but being in charge of the Gravity Generator?
Well, that’s a whole different story. This exquisite piece of machinery is designed to literally keep everyone’s paws on the floor, but with a little tinkering you can make the roof become the walls, and the walls the ground. Just last night Jens was sleepwalking again so I decided to let him have a taste of zero gravity…unluckily for me, in my excitement to see Jens loose his footing I forgot to strap my seat belt on and I ended up stranded along the corridors of Tikka1 where I had to regulate the ship’s gravity manually. In case you where wondering, Jens never even noticed that he was out of his sleeping pod last night.