I should have known better. I have no one to blame but myself. I just couldn’t help it. When I think of an experiment and I have to conduct it. I’m a scientist after all and not a philosopher. So here’s what happened. I woke up around the sixth cycle with a question flashing into my brilliant mind: how powerful could Pekka’s hunger become?
I decided to find out by spraying food-smelling perfume across a couple of things around the ship. This was a huge mistake to say the least. My lab has been utterly destroyed! Gone are months worth of experiments. There are only crumbs left of the Miloatian fungal forest; it cost a fortune to harvest. He even ate the Tegan Soap crystals that were supposed to be indestructible (I want my money back). Worst of all is the drool – it’s everywhere! I had to have Tikka open the cargo doors and let the vacuum of space disinfect the whole place. What do we conclude from all of this? Some questions are best left unanswered.