Gonders Jörgs can really be the pits sometimes. I woke up right in the middle of the bestest nap to find the lid of my sleeping pod covered in drool. The sound of Pekka’s tongue moving across glass was probably what woke me. I felt sleepy enough to ignore it (though it was super gross), but then I remembered my stash of Blimblims*.
I rocketed out of my pod and rolled to the Recreation Room where I hid my BlimBlims in a very secret place that I can’t tell you about. But it was too late. Eyes flashing red! He ate them all! I can’t believe it. I’ve been saving up my BlimBlims for months to make sure that I would have enough for our trip to “little blue” and back. What am I going to do now? How will I survive? I was just about to cough up hairball in Pekka’s sleeping pod as revenge when Ilkka stopped me. He said there was probably some really nice things on little blue. I decided to be the bigger Jörg, so I went back to sleep instead (without coughing up a hairball in Pekka’s sleeping pod). But there better be some pretty amazing sweets on “little blue” or I’m not going exploring any more, not even if you ask me nicely.
*BlimBlims are the nicest sweet in the (known) universe. They actually come in wonderful self-illuminating colors so that you eat them in the dark before you go to sleep.