The quantum world is where reality goes to take a holiday

The best thing of Earth? The fact that every salad has a personal name! So helpful and classy

The auto-pilot function of any ship cannot bring the coolness a real pilot has, so why bother?

Time travelling is pretty easy, the hard part is rewinding

Failed Experiment #12: Beet flavored bubble gum

The best thing about Earth? Giant mirrors in every bathroom!

The mute button on the TV is useful for when you are lonely and want to play charades

The infinite monkey theorem requieres also an infinite supply of bananas

More useless than powdered water

Exploring around the apartment

Sometimes when I’m supposed be out exploring the world I end up finding things around the apartment instead. This morning for example, I found a box of stuff in Jenny’s room (really – I wasn’t snooping at all, I’m just naturally curious). It was filled with an earthling invention called TOYS.

I wonder if a MACROwave would heat stuff even faster

If happiness does not grow on trees… then where does chocolate come from????

Today I explained to @PekkaJorgit what fasting was and he laughed for 56 minutes

Look! A time machine!

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