The quantum world is where reality goes to take a holiday
The best thing of Earth? The fact that every salad has a personal name! So helpful and classy
The auto-pilot function of any ship cannot bring the coolness a real pilot has, so why bother?
Time travelling is pretty easy, the hard part is rewinding
The best thing about Earth? Giant mirrors in every bathroom!
Captain Ilkka here, I’ve just released another music track: https://t.co/rSSrt6AnFq It’s mine and Joonas’ rendition of the SMORGS.
The mute button on the TV is useful for when you are lonely and want to play charades
The infinite monkey theorem requieres also an infinite supply of bananas
More useless than powdered water
Sometimes when I’m supposed be out exploring the world I end up finding things around the apartment instead. This morning for example, I found a box of stuff in Jenny’s room (really – I wasn’t snooping at all, I’m just naturally curious). It was filled with an earthling invention called TOYS.
I wonder if a MACROwave would heat stuff even faster
If happiness does not grow on trees… then where does chocolate come from????
Fact: A chocolate chip is not a computer term
My experiments are conclusive, wood ice cream is horrible
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