We went to the movies this weekend. During a scary moment I got a little too excited and jumped up in the air, miscalculating my aerial backflip I ended up head first in the popcorn container. It was VERY embarrassing and now my fur smells like melted butter.

May 29, 2013
Jens' Log

Controversial Theories: The Pyramids are actually giant four sided dices

If you are right all the time, maybe you are just using the same experiment over and over

Aliens on Earth! And this is how the press reacts! http://t.co/g9T2tvXdBF

That’s how we, aliens, roll! http://t.co/Owna1ABmGD

In the future people will laugh when they tell them what we teach today in physics class

I don’t really like competing that much… I’m much more into winning

If you wait a while, the gadgets you have today will become garbage, but if you wait a lot they will become antiques!

Not every intergalactic pilot has killer dance moves, that’s just me!

A mathematician is someone who considers logical solving equations in 16 dimensions

Spoiler Alert: The couple in the cover of the romantic comedy movie will end up together

If you don’t have a personal opinion, is socially acceptable to retweets somebody else’s

As it turns out, a toilet paper is a horrible place to start a journal