We went to the movies this weekend. During a scary moment I got a little too excited and jumped up in the air, miscalculating my aerial backflip I ended up head first in the popcorn container. It was VERY embarrassing and now my fur smells like melted butter.
Controversial Theories: The Pyramids are actually giant four sided dices
If you are right all the time, maybe you are just using the same experiment over and over
In the future people will laugh when they tell them what we teach today in physics class
I don’t really like competing that much… I’m much more into winning
If you wait a while, the gadgets you have today will become garbage, but if you wait a lot they will become antiques!
Not every intergalactic pilot has killer dance moves, that’s just me!
A mathematician is someone who considers logical solving equations in 16 dimensions
Spoiler Alert: The couple in the cover of the romantic comedy movie will end up together
If you don’t have a personal opinion, is socially acceptable to retweets somebody else’s
As it turns out, a toilet paper is a horrible place to start a journal